Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
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My dad before presenting my boyfriend to him…
lol my dad
mine too ^^
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While I was getting ready for church this morning
- Mom: Here, where dat yehllow shat with that black tin.
- Little Sister: Ewww mommy. It doesn't even go together.
- Mom: What ah you talking? Everytin mashes wit black. Black is best friends with yehllow sef. BLACK AH YEHLLOW BLACK AH YEHLLOW BLACK AH YEHLLOW BLACK AH YEHLLOW
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